Thought-Bursts, Unicorns, and Unstoppable Awesomeness

So this is my first blog entry. I bet everyone starts their first blog entry like that. Now I'm typical... thanks Peach, great way to start off your blog. AND you just referred to yourself in the third person. Maybe you should have called your blog "Epic Fail".

I have no idea what to write about, but considering my brain constantly spurts out random, off-the-wall thoughts, I figure I might as well try to write some of the more interesting ones down.

So far I can't think of anything. Great.

Usually my thoughts are like a Group Circle - all sitting in a circle of chairs, taking turns to talk when I call on them. Of course, you always have those "crazy" ones who sit and talk to themselves, and sometimes you end up hearing what they say even when you're trying to concentrate on what a more important Thought is saying. But for the most part, my Thoughts are respectful and well-organized.

Then, every so often - usually when I drink an energy drink, or haven't gotten much sleep, or randomly for NO reason at all - my Thoughts decide to play that game where the person in charge announces a characteristic, and whoever has that characteristic gets up and runs around to find another seat to sit in, except whoever is in charge decided to choose "Thought" as the characteristic, so all my Thoughts jump up excitedly thinking "Yay, I am a Thought!" and start running around and pushing each other over to get a seat, and it's really very confusing and unorganized.

And that's what this blog is for! And by the way, I did just have an energy drink. Go Girl Peach Tea Bliss to be exact... more on my addictions later.

I wish I could make this blog more exciting for you, like draw pictures. But alas, I'm not nearly as cool as Allie is. And I definitely did not make this blog just so I could follow her, because that would be weird and stalkerish. And also, I really like the word "alas".

Other things you should know about me:

• I have three insane cats, one who thinks he's a dog.
• I get random and unstoppable cravings for cheeseburgers. Or egg salad.
• My short "Thought-Bursts" happen a lot, and may happen here.
• I think I should patent "Thought-Bursts" because that phrase is awesome.
• I get distracted easily, especially when making lists.
• Sometimes a unicorn randomly pops into my head.
• And sometimes when people are talking, in the back of my head I hear Napoleon Dynamite saying "Flipping ridiculous!"
• My hobbies:
• Collecting napkins
• Saying ridiculous things in a serious voice to confuse people
• Sugar rushes
• Making lists
• Making lists inside of lists
• Being unable to have just one item in an indented list
• Talking to my cats
• ...And pretending they respond
• Unnecessary and Frequent Capitalization
  

That's really all you need to know about me right now. The rest will hit you with unstoppable and colorful force sometime in the near future.