Manipillation

I finally found a solution to my chronic headaches - carry Advil with me. I don't even need to use it, apparently bringing it with me wherever I go is enough to keep the headaches away. Usually I would get daily headaches, which Advil never really did much for, but on occasion I would become so frustrated that I would go buy the little overpriced two-pack of Advil pills and take them in an attempt to do something about the pounding in my head.

Recently I decided to just buy a bottle of Advil and carry it in my purse, and ever since then I haven't gotten a single headache. Of course, with every step I take I can hear those pills rattling around in the bottle, and sometimes it gets so irritating that I just want to rip the bottle out of my purse and throw it in the nearest trash can, but I know once I do that, my headaches will start again. So I continue to endure the rattling, like a million little pills laughing at me, knowing it's the only thing keeping me from forehead-stabbing pain.